Ahoy, skanky! Britney arrived for a boat trip, wearing this hot captain's hat. Odd choice, although, I do have to say that her hair almost looks real here. She needs to reveal her kiwi head and let the public pet it.

Seriously, she should rock the pixie cut.  =)

I love you, but you need a stylist. Can you buy stripper clothes and wig-hats in the same store?

Someone needs to give Britney some guidance and some decent clothing. Also, she must have some hair by now. I think it's almost time to rock the pixie cut.

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Girl still needs a stylist, but at least she's not hittin' the Cheetos so hard. Looks like Promises does rehab and tummy tucks! If only they could grow hair, she could get rid of all her wighats. =)

Britney has been taking in some Lakers games and showing off some hot new wig/hat combos. 

This plaid hat look is my fave. She looks almost like her old self again. I can't wait until she starts rocking her pixie cut. Hopefully, she won't just glue more nasty extensions in the second it's long enough.