Tears For Spears http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/ All things Britney en DADA.net 40 <![CDATA[ Britney Finds God...and Mom ]]> almostfamous Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:07:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/769953/Britney+Finds+God...and+Mom
Poor Britney had more drama last night, getting into a fight with her scary hanger-on/manager Sam Lufti, who proceeded to exchange bizarre text messages with her boyfriend Adnan. (The other paps took pics of the messages.) Poor Britney had more... ]]> <![CDATA[ How far the already pretty low have fallen... ]]> almostfamous Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:49:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/722830/How+far+the+already+pretty+low+have+fallen...
Britney is back to her old ways again. After a stand off with police and losing custody of her boys, one might think the aging pop tart would check herself into the 'hab, or go back to Louisiana for momma's home cookin'. But, momma don't make fraps lik... ]]> <![CDATA[ Holy Cheetos!!! Jamie Lynn Spears is PREGGERS!!!! ]]> almostfamous Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:36:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/696502/Holy+Cheetos%21%21%21+Jamie+Lynn+Spears+is+PREGGERS%21%21%21%21
Like, OMG, y'all! Britney's 16-year-old little sister is knocked up!!!!

Shattering her image as "the good one" (although, relatively speaking, she still is), Jamie Lynn Spears has announced that she's with child.

In an interview with OK! M... ]]> <![CDATA[ This Week In Britney ]]> almostfamous Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:40:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/673900/This+Week+In+Britney
Brit Brit is our there breakin' laws and breakin' hearts again.

She finally hired a driver, following the judges order that she's not allowed to drive with her boys in the car. However, she's still free to endanger the citizens of L.A. when her boys ... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney Should be Named "Mother of the Year" ]]> almostfamous Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:02:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/650938/Britney+Should+be+Named+%22Mother+of+the+Year%22
Our dear Britney is now limited to seeing her kids three times a week, during monitored visits. Yesterday, during one such visit, she left the kids in the car with the monitor and went shopping for chandeliers.

Surely, this isn't as bad as it sounds. ... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney the Grouch? ]]> almostfamous Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:04:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/635457/Britney+the+Grouch%3F
The latest rumor following our troubled pop tart is that she's going to duet with Oscar the Grouch on an episode of Sesame Street. The word on the street is that they will sing a clean version of her song "Toxic."

Frankly, I think the stree... ]]> <![CDATA[ Blackout Album Cover? ]]> almostfamous Mon, 15 Oct 2007 21:05:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/622383/Blackout+Album+Cover%3F
This is the rumored cover of Britney's new album, due out October 30th.

The release date was moved up after some of the tracks were leaked online. Here's the rumored track list:

Gimme More (04:11)
2. Piece of Me (03:32)
3. Radar (03:49)
4. Break T... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney Update! ]]> almostfamous Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:56:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/622379/Britney+Update%21
Despite her legal troubles, Britney has been out and about lately, tanning, drinking iced coffee, shopping at every drug store in L.A. and, of course, flashing her goodies.

She's rumored to have reconciled with her mother, but she's oily and troubled... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney Hearts Public Bathrooms, Still Hates Pants ]]> almostfamous Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:00:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/595080/Britney+Hearts+Public+Bathrooms%2C+Still+Hates+Pants
Here's Britney, hitting the ladies room at a sub shop. At least she's wearing shoes. =( ]]> <![CDATA[ The Court Has Spoken ]]> almostfamous Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:49:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/584061/The+Court+Has+Spoken Britney Spears will have to submit to random bi-weekly drug testing, a court has ordered. For now, she'll keep 50/50 custody of the mistakes. But, both she and K-Fed have to do some stuff to prove they can step up and, you know, like...be parents.

Here... ]]> <![CDATA[ Oh, Britney... ]]> almostfamous Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:54:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/571139/Oh%2C+Britney... WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

Why didn't you rehearse more?
Why didn't you take out your gross old weave?
Why didn't you actually dance?
Why did you give the audience the dead eye?
And, WHY didn't you wear more clothes???

Britney's VMA performance makes my... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney Loves Spiderman, Hates Pants ]]> almostfamous Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:57:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/558853/Britney+Loves+Spiderman%2C+Hates+Pants
Here are some pics of Brit Brit in L.A. last weekend, letting Spiderman protect her from the photogs. While she's at it, she should also let Spiderman be her new manager, since he has a positive image. And, he could give her some fashion advice since h... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney's Fashion Faux Pants ]]> almostfamous Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:04:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/549282/Britney%27s+Fashion+Faux+Pants
Britney hit the town the other day wearing what she evidently thought was a sun dress. However, I'm pretty sure a fashion jury would decree that it's actually a shirt, due to the lack of cheek coverage. Someone buy this poor girl some pants.... ]]> <![CDATA[ "Night Night" with Nightcaps? ]]> almostfamous Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:25:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/545443/%22Night+Night%22+with+Nightcaps%3F K-Fed now claims that Britney gave the kiddos booze to keep them quiet and sleepy.

He didn't officially come out and say it, but someone "leaked" it and, it's in his legal papers, so, he probably did it.

So, now, Britney's being investigated... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney's New Song! ]]> almostfamous Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:14:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/536572/Britney%27s+New+Song%21

Britney Spears has been back in the studio, recording material for her comeback, and Perez Hilton is premiering her first song exclusively on his website.

Here are the lyrics:

Everyday, I’m in a daze
Looking for that someone
And everyday,... ]]> <![CDATA[ Is she or isn't she? ]]> almostfamous Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:33:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/532833/Is+she+or+isn%27t+she%3F
Rumors still abound about Britney's possible VMA performance. Her magical mystery tool, Criss Angel said he was helping with her performance, but MTV has yet to confirm that such a performance will be taking place.

Also, Timbaland is supposed to be a... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney's MindFreak ]]> almostfamous Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:19:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/522921/Britney%27s+MindFreak

Magician Chris Angel has been spotted hanging out with Ms. Spears around town, occasionally holding hands. Some sources claim the two are just working on an MTV award performance together. But, they are both a little skanky, so I wouldn't be surpris... ]]> <![CDATA[ The Smoking Gun ]]> almostfamous Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:00:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/510311/The+Smoking+Gun

 
]]> <![CDATA[ Britney Spears: Wanted Woman ]]> almostfamous Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:24:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/510278/Britney+Spears%3A+Wanted+Woman The woman whose parked car Ms. Spears hit last week has filed a police report against Nutty Pants.

Video shows Spears hitting the car, then, checking her own car to make sure it wasn't damaged before she left to go shopping. She never checked the dama... ]]> <![CDATA[ Celebrities Should Hire Drivers! ]]> almostfamous Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:42:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/503476/Celebrities+Should+Hire+Drivers%21
Britney hit a parked car this morning. She wasn't drunk, but I would still like to offer her my celebrity driving services. She could at least ask the photographers for a ride. They're already going where she is!  =) ]]> <![CDATA[ Brit Loves Her Some Sugar ]]> almostfamous Wed, 01 Aug 2007 23:21:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/490804/Brit+Loves+Her+Some+Sugar Two magazines are running with stories of Britney's questionable mothering of her tots. Us Weekly reports that Brit allegedly gives her kiddies lots of juice, doritos and soda to keep their yaps shut. Supposedly, this has given her older son ... ]]> <![CDATA[ They said it would never last...and they were right. ]]> almostfamous Mon, 30 Jul 2007 20:46:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/485274/They+said+it+would+never+last...and+they+were+right. Britney and Kevin are now officially divorced. At the moment, they have 50/50 split custody of their kids, and she's paying him $15K a month in child support. But, they are expected to go back to court to fight some more about something. Where is she ... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney is not OK! ]]> almostfamous Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:34:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/472933/Britney+is+not+OK%21
OK! Magazine is going to print an expose on our favorite pop tart, after a recent interview and photoshoot that went horribly wrong.

Allegedly, Britney brought her new pooch (London) who pooped all over the set, while Britney talked in baby talk and p... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney needs you! ]]> almostfamous Thu, 14 Jun 2007 18:15:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/410586/Britney+needs+you%21
On her official website, Brit Brit is calling out for help! She wants the public to help her name her album.       Possible titles include: 1. Omg is like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like 2. What if the Joke is on You 3. Down boy 4.... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney Speaks! ]]> almostfamous Wed, 30 May 2007 22:57:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/390636/Britney+Speaks%21
Technically, she wrote...but she wrote a lot! Yesterday, Brit Brit posted this lengthy letter to her site (take any needed bathroom breaks now, you'll be reading for a while): Dear Fans,
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of t... ]]> <![CDATA[ Cap'n Britney ]]> almostfamous Fri, 25 May 2007 16:08:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/384299/Cap%27n+Britney
Ahoy, skanky! Britney arrived for a boat trip, wearing this hot captain's hat. Odd choice, although, I do have to say that her hair almost looks real here. She needs to reveal her kiwi head and let the public pet it. Seriously, she should rock the p... ]]> <![CDATA[ Crazy Is as Crazy Does ]]> almostfamous Tue, 22 May 2007 04:01:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/380224/Crazy+Is+as+Crazy+Does
Britney seriously needs to get some anti crazy pills, stat. She went out to a party, once again dressed to the 7-11s. This time, Brit Brit sported a bikini, around a bunch of regularly-clothed people. Bikini at a pool party = fine Bikini at yo... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney's Comeback Tour Continues ]]> almostfamous Thu, 03 May 2007 20:07:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/362850/Britney%27s+Comeback+Tour+Continues
Britney had her second mini concert in Anaheim last night. Supposedly, she performed the same handful of songs again, and didn't even mouth the words very well. I don't get it. I thought a comeback tour was supposed to be triumphant. It sounds like s... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney Hits Us One More Time ]]> almostfamous Wed, 02 May 2007 17:36:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/361687/Britney+Hits+Us+One+More+Time  Britney started her comeback mini tour last night with a performance at the House of Blues in San Diego. Billed as the M & Ms, the pop tart lip-synched her way through 16 minutes of her classic hits.

Some audience members paid as much as $125 a ticket, which adds up to about  $8 a minute. Seems a little steep for no original songs. Britney needs to get some new stuff out there ASAP, or she'll end up coaching contestants on American Idol.

Here is the full set list:

Baby One More Time (Remix)
I'm A Slave For You
Breathe One Me
Do Something
Toxic

 One of Perez Hilton's readers caught the magic on their camera phone:

 

 

For more details about the show, visit PerezHilton.com!

]]> <![CDATA[ Oh, Britney... ]]> almostfamous Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:24:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/360004/Oh%2C+Britney...
I love you, but you need a stylist. Can you buy stripper clothes and wig-hats in the same store? Someone needs to give Britney some guidance and some decent clothing. Also, she must have some hair by now. I think it's almost time to rock the pixie cut... ]]> <![CDATA[ "Everytime" by the great Britney Spears ]]> almostfamous Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:58:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/356522/%22Everytime%22+by+the+great+Britney+Spears  

Antother classic Britney video. I remember this being so controversial when it came out. Now, it seems pretty mild. =)

]]> <![CDATA[ Britney Spears is kinda hot again ]]> almostfamous Wed, 25 Apr 2007 22:59:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/356010/Britney+Spears+is+kinda+hot+again Girl still needs a stylist, but at least she's not hittin' the Cheetos so hard. Looks like Promises does rehab and tummy tucks! If only they could grow hair, she could get rid of all her wighats. =) ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney's latest look ]]> almostfamous Mon, 23 Apr 2007 23:23:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/354329/Britney%27s+latest+look Here's a picture of Britney sporting her latest persona: slutty cowgirl. Too bad she's not friends with Madonna anymore. She totally needs advice on reinventing yourself from trashy ho to not-as-trashy, older, more mature ho. Maybe Madonna still has ... ]]> <![CDATA[ Britney Spears - Do Something ]]> almostfamous Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:33:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/354224/Britney+Spears+-+Do+Something  

Here's one of Britney's more recent videos. Remember the good times. In a minute, I'm going to post a picture of her that will snap you back to Breality.

]]> <![CDATA[ Here's a classic clip from Brit's reality show ]]> almostfamous Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:47:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/352533/Here%27s+a+classic+clip+from+Brit%27s+reality+show  

She's speaks her own language, but I still love her.

]]> <![CDATA[ Before she was weaker... ]]> almostfamous Fri, 20 Apr 2007 19:22:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/351749/Before+she+was+weaker...  

Britney Spears was "Stronger!" She even wrote a song about it. Here's the video.

]]> <![CDATA[ Britney loses her shiznit ]]> almostfamous Thu, 19 Apr 2007 23:08:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/351245/Britney+loses+her+shiznit  

 

This is the video I posted about the other day. Her "sarcasm" scares me. Poor Britney. She needs to stay home with her kids for a month and watch Dr. Phil. Maybe, then, she could relax.  =)

]]> <![CDATA[ Britney Freakout ]]> almostfamous Tue, 17 Apr 2007 16:53:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/349442/Britney+Freakout  

 

Britney had a weird freakout for X17's cameras, sarcastically saying the world is a nice place and it was a good call for her to go to rehab. Sounds like someone needs to get back on their meds.

I can't download that video, so let's reflect on happier times. Here is the video for Brit's song "Sometimes." Best cheesy dance routine EVER.

]]> <![CDATA[ Bargain Britney ]]> almostfamous Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:37:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/348964/Bargain+Britney Britney proved that she's a girl after my own heart when she made a stop at her local Target. When you're stocking up on Cheetos, Red Bull, smokes and hatwigs, it's best to buy in bulk. ]]> <![CDATA[ Gettin' Wig-gy With It ]]> almostfamous Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:50:00 GMT http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/344581/Gettin%27+Wig-gy+With+It Britney has been taking in some Lakers games and showing off some hot new wig/hat combos.  This plaid hat look is my fave. She looks almost like her old self again. I can't wait until she starts rocking her pixie cut. Hopefully, she won't jus... ]]>