Our dear Britney is now limited to seeing her kids three times a week, during monitored visits. Yesterday, during one such visit, she left the kids in the car with the monitor and went shopping for chandeliers.

Surely, this isn't as bad as it sounds. Maybe Brit Brit had some kind of chandelier emergency that just couldn't wait until the next morning. Maybe her current chandelier was hanging dangerously low to the ground and she was actually trying to protect her children from the threat.

Whatever her reasons, I'm guessing the monitor will have something to say about it at her next court visit. Ahhhhhh, Britney.