OK! Magazine is going to print an expose on our favorite pop tart, after a recent interview and photoshoot that went horribly wrong.

Allegedly, Britney brought her new pooch (London) who pooped all over the set, while Britney talked in baby talk and peed with the door open, for all the crew to see.

She also reportedly couldn't stop touching herself in strange and inappropriate ways.

OK! decided to print a truthful article about the weirdness, rather than the puff piece that was supposed to run. Britney is really lucky that Lindsay got another DUI this week to take some of the spotlight away from her craziness.

When will Justin come back and save her from herself?