<![CDATA[ Tears For Spears ]]> http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/ Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:11:49 +0100 Dada.net almostfamous 2008-01-29T23:07:00Z 2008-01-29T23:07:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/769953/Britney+Finds+God...and+Mom <![CDATA[ Britney Finds God...and Mom ]]>
Poor Britney had more drama last night, getting into a fight with her scary hanger-on/manager Sam Lufti, who proceeded to exchange bizarre text messages with her boyfriend Adnan. (The other paps took pics of the messages.) Poor Britney had more... ]]> almostfamous 2008-01-08T15:49:00Z 2008-01-08T15:49:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/722830/How+far+the+already+pretty+low+have+fallen... <![CDATA[ How far the already pretty low have fallen... ]]>
Britney is back to her old ways again. After a stand off with police and losing custody of her boys, one might think the aging pop tart would check herself into the 'hab, or go back to Louisiana for momma's home cookin'. But, momma don't make fraps lik... ]]> almostfamous 2007-12-19T21:36:00Z 2007-12-19T21:36:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/696502/Holy+Cheetos%21%21%21+Jamie+Lynn+Spears+is+PREGGERS%21%21%21%21 <![CDATA[ Holy Cheetos!!! Jamie Lynn Spears is PREGGERS!!!! ]]>
Like, OMG, y'all! Britney's 16-year-old little sister is knocked up!!!!

Shattering her image as "the good one" (although, relatively speaking, she still is), Jamie Lynn Spears has announced that she's with child.

In an interview with OK! M... ]]> almostfamous 2007-11-26T21:40:00Z 2007-11-26T21:40:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/673900/This+Week+In+Britney <![CDATA[ This Week In Britney ]]>
Brit Brit is our there breakin' laws and breakin' hearts again.

She finally hired a driver, following the judges order that she's not allowed to drive with her boys in the car. However, she's still free to endanger the citizens of L.A. when her boys ... ]]> almostfamous 2007-11-05T22:02:00Z 2007-11-05T22:02:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/650938/Britney+Should+be+Named+%22Mother+of+the+Year%22 <![CDATA[ Britney Should be Named "Mother of the Year" ]]>
Our dear Britney is now limited to seeing her kids three times a week, during monitored visits. Yesterday, during one such visit, she left the kids in the car with the monitor and went shopping for chandeliers.

Surely, this isn't as bad as it sounds. ... ]]> almostfamous 2007-10-24T21:04:00Z 2007-10-24T21:04:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/635457/Britney+the+Grouch%3F <![CDATA[ Britney the Grouch? ]]>
The latest rumor following our troubled pop tart is that she's going to duet with Oscar the Grouch on an episode of Sesame Street. The word on the street is that they will sing a clean version of her song "Toxic."

Frankly, I think the stree... ]]> almostfamous 2007-10-15T21:05:00Z 2007-10-15T21:05:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/622383/Blackout+Album+Cover%3F <![CDATA[ Blackout Album Cover? ]]>
This is the rumored cover of Britney's new album, due out October 30th.

The release date was moved up after some of the tracks were leaked online. Here's the rumored track list:

Gimme More (04:11)
2. Piece of Me (03:32)
3. Radar (03:49)
4. Break T... ]]> almostfamous 2007-10-15T20:56:00Z 2007-10-15T20:56:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/622379/Britney+Update%21 <![CDATA[ Britney Update! ]]>
Despite her legal troubles, Britney has been out and about lately, tanning, drinking iced coffee, shopping at every drug store in L.A. and, of course, flashing her goodies.

She's rumored to have reconciled with her mother, but she's oily and troubled... ]]> almostfamous 2007-09-26T20:00:00Z 2007-09-26T20:00:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/595080/Britney+Hearts+Public+Bathrooms%2C+Still+Hates+Pants <![CDATA[ Britney Hearts Public Bathrooms, Still Hates Pants ]]>
Here's Britney, hitting the ladies room at a sub shop. At least she's wearing shoes. =( ]]> almostfamous 2007-09-19T20:49:00Z 2007-09-19T20:49:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/584061/The+Court+Has+Spoken <![CDATA[ The Court Has Spoken ]]> Britney Spears will have to submit to random bi-weekly drug testing, a court has ordered. For now, she'll keep 50/50 custody of the mistakes. But, both she and K-Fed have to do some stuff to prove they can step up and, you know, like...be parents.

Here... ]]> almostfamous 2007-09-11T19:54:00Z 2007-09-11T19:54:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/571139/Oh%2C+Britney... <![CDATA[ Oh, Britney... ]]> WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

Why didn't you rehearse more?
Why didn't you take out your gross old weave?
Why didn't you actually dance?
Why did you give the audience the dead eye?
And, WHY didn't you wear more clothes???

Britney's VMA performance makes my... ]]> almostfamous 2007-09-04T22:57:00Z 2007-09-04T22:57:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/558853/Britney+Loves+Spiderman%2C+Hates+Pants <![CDATA[ Britney Loves Spiderman, Hates Pants ]]>
Here are some pics of Brit Brit in L.A. last weekend, letting Spiderman protect her from the photogs. While she's at it, she should also let Spiderman be her new manager, since he has a positive image. And, he could give her some fashion advice since h... ]]> almostfamous 2007-08-30T17:04:00Z 2007-08-30T17:04:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/549282/Britney%27s+Fashion+Faux+Pants <![CDATA[ Britney's Fashion Faux Pants ]]>
Britney hit the town the other day wearing what she evidently thought was a sun dress. However, I'm pretty sure a fashion jury would decree that it's actually a shirt, due to the lack of cheek coverage. Someone buy this poor girl some pants.... ]]> almostfamous 2007-08-28T17:25:00Z 2007-08-28T17:25:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/545443/%22Night+Night%22+with+Nightcaps%3F <![CDATA[ "Night Night" with Nightcaps? ]]> K-Fed now claims that Britney gave the kiddos booze to keep them quiet and sleepy.

He didn't officially come out and say it, but someone "leaked" it and, it's in his legal papers, so, he probably did it.

So, now, Britney's being investigated... ]]> almostfamous 2007-08-23T20:14:00Z 2007-08-23T20:14:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/536572/Britney%27s+New+Song%21 <![CDATA[ Britney's New Song! ]]>

Britney Spears has been back in the studio, recording material for her comeback, and Perez Hilton is premiering her first song exclusively on his website.

Here are the lyrics:

Everyday, I’m in a daze
Looking for that someone
And everyday,... ]]> almostfamous 2007-08-21T20:33:00Z 2007-08-21T20:33:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/532833/Is+she+or+isn%27t+she%3F <![CDATA[ Is she or isn't she? ]]>
Rumors still abound about Britney's possible VMA performance. Her magical mystery tool, Criss Angel said he was helping with her performance, but MTV has yet to confirm that such a performance will be taking place.

Also, Timbaland is supposed to be a... ]]> almostfamous 2007-08-16T21:19:00Z 2007-08-16T21:19:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/522921/Britney%27s+MindFreak <![CDATA[ Britney's MindFreak ]]>

Magician Chris Angel has been spotted hanging out with Ms. Spears around town, occasionally holding hands. Some sources claim the two are just working on an MTV award performance together. But, they are both a little skanky, so I wouldn't be surpris... ]]> almostfamous 2007-08-10T20:00:00Z 2007-08-10T20:00:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/510311/The+Smoking+Gun <![CDATA[ The Smoking Gun ]]>

 
]]> almostfamous 2007-08-10T19:24:00Z 2007-08-10T19:24:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/510278/Britney+Spears%3A+Wanted+Woman <![CDATA[ Britney Spears: Wanted Woman ]]> The woman whose parked car Ms. Spears hit last week has filed a police report against Nutty Pants.

Video shows Spears hitting the car, then, checking her own car to make sure it wasn't damaged before she left to go shopping. She never checked the dama... ]]> almostfamous 2007-08-07T21:42:00Z 2007-08-07T21:42:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/503476/Celebrities+Should+Hire+Drivers%21 <![CDATA[ Celebrities Should Hire Drivers! ]]>
Britney hit a parked car this morning. She wasn't drunk, but I would still like to offer her my celebrity driving services. She could at least ask the photographers for a ride. They're already going where she is!  =) ]]> almostfamous 2007-08-01T23:21:00Z 2007-08-01T23:21:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/490804/Brit+Loves+Her+Some+Sugar <![CDATA[ Brit Loves Her Some Sugar ]]> Two magazines are running with stories of Britney's questionable mothering of her tots. Us Weekly reports that Brit allegedly gives her kiddies lots of juice, doritos and soda to keep their yaps shut. Supposedly, this has given her older son ... ]]> almostfamous 2007-07-30T20:46:00Z 2007-07-30T20:46:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/485274/They+said+it+would+never+last...and+they+were+right. <![CDATA[ They said it would never last...and they were right. ]]> Britney and Kevin are now officially divorced. At the moment, they have 50/50 split custody of their kids, and she's paying him $15K a month in child support. But, they are expected to go back to court to fight some more about something. Where is she ... ]]> almostfamous 2007-07-24T21:34:00Z 2007-07-24T21:34:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/472933/Britney+is+not+OK%21 <![CDATA[ Britney is not OK! ]]>
OK! Magazine is going to print an expose on our favorite pop tart, after a recent interview and photoshoot that went horribly wrong.

Allegedly, Britney brought her new pooch (London) who pooped all over the set, while Britney talked in baby talk and p... ]]> almostfamous 2007-06-14T18:15:00Z 2007-06-14T18:15:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/410586/Britney+needs+you%21 <![CDATA[ Britney needs you! ]]>
On her official website, Brit Brit is calling out for help! She wants the public to help her name her album.       Possible titles include: 1. Omg is like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like 2. What if the Joke is on You 3. Down boy 4.... ]]> almostfamous 2007-05-30T22:57:00Z 2007-05-30T22:57:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/390636/Britney+Speaks%21 <![CDATA[ Britney Speaks! ]]>
Technically, she wrote...but she wrote a lot! Yesterday, Brit Brit posted this lengthy letter to her site (take any needed bathroom breaks now, you'll be reading for a while): Dear Fans,
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of t... ]]> almostfamous 2007-05-25T16:08:00Z 2007-05-25T16:08:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/384299/Cap%27n+Britney <![CDATA[ Cap'n Britney ]]>
Ahoy, skanky! Britney arrived for a boat trip, wearing this hot captain's hat. Odd choice, although, I do have to say that her hair almost looks real here. She needs to reveal her kiwi head and let the public pet it. Seriously, she should rock the p... ]]> almostfamous 2007-05-22T04:01:00Z 2007-05-22T04:01:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/380224/Crazy+Is+as+Crazy+Does <![CDATA[ Crazy Is as Crazy Does ]]>
Britney seriously needs to get some anti crazy pills, stat. She went out to a party, once again dressed to the 7-11s. This time, Brit Brit sported a bikini, around a bunch of regularly-clothed people. Bikini at a pool party = fine Bikini at yo... ]]> almostfamous 2007-05-03T20:07:00Z 2007-05-03T20:07:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/362850/Britney%27s+Comeback+Tour+Continues <![CDATA[ Britney's Comeback Tour Continues ]]>
Britney had her second mini concert in Anaheim last night. Supposedly, she performed the same handful of songs again, and didn't even mouth the words very well. I don't get it. I thought a comeback tour was supposed to be triumphant. It sounds like s... ]]> almostfamous 2007-05-02T17:36:00Z 2007-05-02T17:36:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/361687/Britney+Hits+Us+One+More+Time <![CDATA[ Britney Hits Us One More Time ]]>  Britney started her comeback mini tour last night with a performance at the House of Blues in San Diego. Billed as the M & Ms, the pop tart lip-synched her way through 16 minutes of her classic hits.

Some audience members paid as much as $125 a ticket, which adds up to about  $8 a minute. Seems a little steep for no original songs. Britney needs to get some new stuff out there ASAP, or she'll end up coaching contestants on American Idol.

Here is the full set list:

Baby One More Time (Remix)
I'm A Slave For You
Breathe One Me
Do Something
Toxic

 One of Perez Hilton's readers caught the magic on their camera phone:

 

 

For more details about the show, visit PerezHilton.com!

]]> almostfamous 2007-04-30T20:24:00Z 2007-04-30T20:24:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/360004/Oh%2C+Britney... <![CDATA[ Oh, Britney... ]]>
I love you, but you need a stylist. Can you buy stripper clothes and wig-hats in the same store? Someone needs to give Britney some guidance and some decent clothing. Also, she must have some hair by now. I think it's almost time to rock the pixie cut... ]]> almostfamous 2007-04-26T14:58:00Z 2007-04-26T14:58:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/356522/%22Everytime%22+by+the+great+Britney+Spears <![CDATA[ "Everytime" by the great Britney Spears ]]>  

Antother classic Britney video. I remember this being so controversial when it came out. Now, it seems pretty mild. =)

]]> almostfamous 2007-04-25T22:59:00Z 2007-04-25T22:59:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/356010/Britney+Spears+is+kinda+hot+again <![CDATA[ Britney Spears is kinda hot again ]]> Girl still needs a stylist, but at least she's not hittin' the Cheetos so hard. Looks like Promises does rehab and tummy tucks! If only they could grow hair, she could get rid of all her wighats. =) ]]> almostfamous 2007-04-23T23:23:00Z 2007-04-23T23:23:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/354329/Britney%27s+latest+look <![CDATA[ Britney's latest look ]]> Here's a picture of Britney sporting her latest persona: slutty cowgirl. Too bad she's not friends with Madonna anymore. She totally needs advice on reinventing yourself from trashy ho to not-as-trashy, older, more mature ho. Maybe Madonna still has ... ]]> almostfamous 2007-04-23T21:33:00Z 2007-04-23T21:33:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/354224/Britney+Spears+-+Do+Something <![CDATA[ Britney Spears - Do Something ]]>  

Here's one of Britney's more recent videos. Remember the good times. In a minute, I'm going to post a picture of her that will snap you back to Breality.

]]> almostfamous 2007-04-21T16:47:00Z 2007-04-21T16:47:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/352533/Here%27s+a+classic+clip+from+Brit%27s+reality+show <![CDATA[ Here's a classic clip from Brit's reality show ]]>  

She's speaks her own language, but I still love her.

]]> almostfamous 2007-04-20T19:22:00Z 2007-04-20T19:22:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/351749/Before+she+was+weaker... <![CDATA[ Before she was weaker... ]]>  

Britney Spears was "Stronger!" She even wrote a song about it. Here's the video.

]]> almostfamous 2007-04-19T23:08:00Z 2007-04-19T23:08:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/351245/Britney+loses+her+shiznit <![CDATA[ Britney loses her shiznit ]]>  

 

This is the video I posted about the other day. Her "sarcasm" scares me. Poor Britney. She needs to stay home with her kids for a month and watch Dr. Phil. Maybe, then, she could relax.  =)

]]> almostfamous 2007-04-17T16:53:00Z 2007-04-17T16:53:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/349442/Britney+Freakout <![CDATA[ Britney Freakout ]]>  

 

Britney had a weird freakout for X17's cameras, sarcastically saying the world is a nice place and it was a good call for her to go to rehab. Sounds like someone needs to get back on their meds.

I can't download that video, so let's reflect on happier times. Here is the video for Brit's song "Sometimes." Best cheesy dance routine EVER.

]]> almostfamous 2007-04-16T21:37:00Z 2007-04-16T21:37:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/348964/Bargain+Britney <![CDATA[ Bargain Britney ]]> Britney proved that she's a girl after my own heart when she made a stop at her local Target. When you're stocking up on Cheetos, Red Bull, smokes and hatwigs, it's best to buy in bulk. ]]> almostfamous 2007-04-09T17:50:00Z 2007-04-09T17:50:00Z http://tearsforspears.blog.dada.net/post/344581/Gettin%27+Wig-gy+With+It <![CDATA[ Gettin' Wig-gy With It ]]> Britney has been taking in some Lakers games and showing off some hot new wig/hat combos.  This plaid hat look is my fave. She looks almost like her old self again. I can't wait until she starts rocking her pixie cut. Hopefully, she won't jus... ]]>