Britney is back to her old ways again. After a stand off with police and losing custody of her boys, one might think the aging pop tart would check herself into the 'hab, or go back to Louisiana for momma's home cookin'. But, momma don't make fraps like Starbucks can, so Britney's staying put in crazytown.

There are rumors that Britney has ended the relationship with the pap she's been hooking up with. I'm sure his tell-all confession is in the works right now.

Ahhhhh, Britney. When will you learn?