Brit Brit is our there breakin' laws and breakin' hearts again.

She finally hired a driver, following the judges order that she's not allowed to drive with her boys in the car. However, she's still free to endanger the citizens of L.A. when her boys are with their Daddy. Her latest driving mishap is a series of missed stop signs, caught on tape by Us Weekly.

She has the money, and she already hired a driver. Can't he drive her ALL the time???

I hate driving. If I had even a tiny piece of the Britney Spears cheeto pie, I would have someone drive me EVERYWHERE. How long before Sean P is 16? Mommy needs some help.

Our dear Britney is now limited to seeing her kids three times a week, during monitored visits. Yesterday, during one such visit, she left the kids in the car with the monitor and went shopping for chandeliers.

Surely, this isn't as bad as it sounds. Maybe Brit Brit had some kind of chandelier emergency that just couldn't wait until the next morning. Maybe her current chandelier was hanging dangerously low to the ground and she was actually trying to protect her children from the threat.

Whatever her reasons, I'm guessing the monitor will have something to say about it at her next court visit. Ahhhhhh, Britney.