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Archive September 2007

Britney Hearts Public Bathrooms, Still Hates Pants

by almostfamous (09/26/2007 - 20:00)


Here's Britney, hitting the ladies room at a sub shop. At least she's wearing shoes. =(

The Court Has Spoken

by almostfamous (09/19/2007 - 20:49)

Britney Spears will have to submit to random bi-weekly drug testing, a court has ordered. For now, she'll keep 50/50 custody of the mistakes. But, both she and K-Fed have to do some stuff to prove they can step up and, you know, like...be parents.

Here's the list of all the things they have to do:

· Neither Brit nor K-Fed can take Sean and Jayden out of state without the written consent of the other.

· The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.

· Both parents must complete the “Parenting Without Conflict” program.

· Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.

· They are required to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.

· Neither party may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours prior to taking custody of the children.

· They must ensure that any prospective childcare professionals hold valid Red Cross infant CPR training.

In addition, Britney has to do some other junk:

· Attend individual counseling at least once a week to address parenting issues.

· Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her parenting skills and her interaction with her sons and provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.

Oh, Britney...

by almostfamous (09/11/2007 - 19:54)

WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

Why didn't you rehearse more?
Why didn't you take out your gross old weave?
Why didn't you actually dance?
Why did you give the audience the dead eye?
And, WHY didn't you wear more clothes???

Britney's VMA performance makes my heart hurt. I've never seen someone so sad put on display like that, like some kind of stripper puppet. Make the stripper puppet dance and everyone has a good laugh.

I still believe in you, stripper puppet.

Britney Loves Spiderman, Hates Pants

by almostfamous (09/04/2007 - 22:57)


Here are some pics of Brit Brit in L.A. last weekend, letting Spiderman protect her from the photogs. While she's at it, she should also let Spiderman be her new manager, since he has a positive image. And, he could give her some fashion advice since he wears spidey pants, which would be a big improvement. Some veiny spidey pants would bring that top to a whole new level.

Archive September 2007