Britney hit the town the other day wearing what she evidently thought was a sun dress. However, I'm pretty sure a fashion jury would decree that it's actually a shirt, due to the lack of cheek coverage. Someone buy this poor girl some pants.

K-Fed now claims that Britney gave the kiddos booze to keep them quiet and sleepy.

He didn't officially come out and say it, but someone "leaked" it and, it's in his legal papers, so, he probably did it.

So, now, Britney's being investigated again. I really hope this one isn't true. =(

Britney Spears has been back in the studio, recording material for her comeback, and Perez Hilton is premiering her first song exclusively on his website.

Here are the lyrics:

Everyday, I’m in a daze
Looking for that someone
And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray
Oh, sweet love, can I get some?
So why do you desert me, baby boy?
I need your love right now!
And if you desert me, baby boy
Don’t you leave me in your crowd

Talking
Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?
Oh, really?
[Sigh]
Alright, well, I’ll see you later, then
Oh, wait
Would you mind getting some…
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, that’s it
I love you too
Bye

[Singing again]
Some day when you see my face
You will think that you have won
And some day when it’s all away
Our love just begun
So why did you desert me, baby boy?
I thought that you, you were the one
So if you preferred the other one
She won’t bring you the sun(son)

Click Here to listen to the tune at PerezHilton.com

 

Rumors still abound about Britney's possible VMA performance. Her magical mystery tool, Criss Angel said he was helping with her performance, but MTV has yet to confirm that such a performance will be taking place.

Also, Timbaland is supposed to be a kind of artistic director of the event, and he commented that he didn't know anything about it. He also made some nasty comment about Brit, like, "Bitch is crazy!" or something like that.

Here's the video of Brit crashing into the parked car.

The woman whose parked car Ms. Spears hit last week has filed a police report against Nutty Pants.

Video shows Spears hitting the car, then, checking her own car to make sure it wasn't damaged before she left to go shopping. She never checked the damage to the other car.

The car owner said, “It’s sad because I was really hoping she’d step up and be a mensch, be a human being. It was simply like my car didn’t matter to her, my inconvenience didn’t matter to her.”

You can read the whole article here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20202467/

Britney hit a parked car this morning. She wasn't drunk, but I would still like to offer her my celebrity driving services.

She could at least ask the photographers for a ride. They're already going where she is!  =)

Two magazines are running with stories of Britney's questionable mothering of her tots.

Us Weekly reports that Brit allegedly gives her kiddies lots of juice, doritos and soda to keep their yaps shut. Supposedly, this has given her older son dental problems already, but her dentist also reportedly refused to whiten Sean Preston's teeth at his mother's request. She also allegedly sends her eldest to fetch her cigarettes for her.

Sadly, I'm sure she's not the only mom in America plying her kids with sugar and having them deliver smokes. But, you would think some nice PR person would tell her to stop.