I love you, but you need a stylist. Can you buy stripper clothes and wig-hats in the same store?

Someone needs to give Britney some guidance and some decent clothing. Also, she must have some hair by now. I think it's almost time to rock the pixie cut.

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Antother classic Britney video. I remember this being so controversial when it came out. Now, it seems pretty mild. =)

Girl still needs a stylist, but at least she's not hittin' the Cheetos so hard. Looks like Promises does rehab and tummy tucks! If only they could grow hair, she could get rid of all her wighats. =)

Here's a picture of Britney sporting her latest persona: slutty cowgirl.

Too bad she's not friends with Madonna anymore. She totally needs advice on reinventing yourself from trashy ho to not-as-trashy, older, more mature ho.

Maybe Madonna still has her geisha robes kicking around.

Here's one of Britney's more recent videos. Remember the good times. In a minute, I'm going to post a picture of her that will snap you back to Breality.

She's speaks her own language, but I still love her.

Britney Spears was "Stronger!" She even wrote a song about it. Here's the video.

This is the video I posted about the other day. Her "sarcasm" scares me. Poor Britney. She needs to stay home with her kids for a month and watch Dr. Phil. Maybe, then, she could relax.  =)

Britney had a weird freakout for X17's cameras, sarcastically saying the world is a nice place and it was a good call for her to go to rehab. Sounds like someone needs to get back on their meds.

I can't download that video, so let's reflect on happier times. Here is the video for Brit's song "Sometimes." Best cheesy dance routine EVER.

Britney proved that she's a girl after my own heart when she made a stop at her local Target.

When you're stocking up on Cheetos, Red Bull, smokes and hatwigs, it's best to buy in bulk.

Britney has been taking in some Lakers games and showing off some hot new wig/hat combos. 

This plaid hat look is my fave. She looks almost like her old self again. I can't wait until she starts rocking her pixie cut. Hopefully, she won't just glue more nasty extensions in the second it's long enough.