Britney has reached a divorce settlement with K-Fed that reportedly gives Mr. Federline about $1 million and shared custody. That seems like a fair deal. She's lucky she signed a pre-nup.

She came out of the meeting, looking like a hot grandma going out for a night of bingo. I bet she owns a Bedazzler.

Britney's crazy bodyguard pulled a gun on a photographer. The poor dude must have pooped his pants.

I'm sorry, but cornering someone with a camera isn't exactly an offense worthy of gun-pulling.

Britney should totally remake The Bodyguard with this dude. Look what it did for Whitney Houston's career! 

Britney went to the dentist after breaking a tooth. What's one tooth on top of a pile of broken dreams?

When did she go to the dentist, you may ask? At tooth-hurty.

Buh-dum-bum-ching!

Ms. Spears still hasn't revealed her new grown-out melon. But, I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

Britney's lawyers convinced a British court to bar the British media from printing "insider" accounts of her stay in rehab.

Interesting that they waited until she was out. I'm guessing they already printed all the rumors so far.

I couldn't find a current pic, so she must be in hiding. But, I'm sure she looks hot with her head all fuzzy. =)

Yay! Britney's all better. Mrs. Clean left Promises today to start a new life, full of puppies and rainbows, but without all the booze and drugs and stuff. =)

The formerly posh pop tart is reportedly worried about going broke.

Britney is reportedly worth about $32 million, and reports claim she has spent $21 million in the last two years, presumably all on trucker hats and Red Bull.

At least she's saving money on panties. Even at Target, undies cost a shiny pile of doubloons. She's a smart girl.

Britney is rumored to be drinking 24 cans of Coca-Cola every day in rehab.

I have to say, I don't understand the Red Bull addiction, but I too enjoy the sugary goodness of coke. I would take a bath in it if I could.

She's also rumored to have a problem with her 'tude, refusing to do stuff and throwing tantrums.

If I were a pop princess, I would throw tantrums too. "Run me a coke bath NOW!" =)

Britney left rehab to attend another AA meeting.

I think this is a very good sign. When Lindsay Lohan was in rehab, she left all the time, usually to go party. I think going to AA meetings is a much better sign that rehab is working than hitting da club.

(BTW, Lindsay's dad got out of the clink today. So, she has a good reason to drink.)

Brit Brit is rumored to be fighting bulimia in rehab, along with her addictions.

Poor Brit Brit. I wondered how a relatively skinny person could eat so many Cheetos. Now, I know the sad truth. =(

Britney is still on the wagon, she's just not keeping her wagon parked in rehab full-time.

The former pop tart has fled the 'hab on several occasions including a shopping excursion, visits with her kids & K-Fed, and for a couple AA meetings (You'd think they would have those in-house).

Anyhizzle, she's still expected to stay at Promises for a full 30 or 45 days, by which time her bald melon should have blossomed into a fuzzy kiwi. =-)

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Miss Spears is currently in rehab, so it may seem like there's not much to say, but, as usual, all sorts of craziness surrounds her. Rumors are swirling about her behavior in rehab, threats to leave again etc, and I will bring that news to you!

Until then, welcome! Now, go eat some Cheetos.